The NukaSoft ColaVending Machine
Ice-cold refreshment that outlived the bombs — and now it's ready for your lobby, break room, or fallout shelter. Buy the machine. We'll keep it humming. Forever, or close enough.
Built Before the Blast. Ready for Your Floor.
Every NukaSoft Cola Vending Machine is over-engineered the old-fashioned way — heavy-gauge steel, a compressor you could drive a truck over, and a chrome dispenser that still gleams under flickering light. It's not just a fridge. It's a mood.
Easy to Maintain
Front-access service panel, standard parts, and a compressor rated for a half-century of hums. Fewer service calls, more cold cola.
Atomic-Age Reliable
Runs in the heat, the cold, and the questionable. If it survived the wasteland, it'll survive your break room on a Monday.
Connected & Watched
Optional IoT sensor kit phones home when temps drift or stock runs low — so it calls us for service before it ever fails you.
Dispenses More Than Cola*
Ask about NukaSoft-loaded models that vend apps & skills alongside the cola. Insert a coin. Out comes something useful.
The Refreshment Revolution, In Writing.
Everything the salesman promised on the diner floor, minus the handshake. Here's what ships in the crate.
- HeightFull upright, 6'2" — eye-level with your tallest regret.
- CapacityUp to 240 rocket bottles across 6 selection columns.
- CoolingNuka-Chill™ compressor. Ice-cold in the shade, colder in the shelter.
- FinishSignature Nuka Red enamel with gold script. Distressing optional.
- PowerStandard wall outlet. Generator- and reactor-compatible.
- SmartsIoT service module ready — Connected Field Service enabled.
Pick Your Model. Pick Your Poison.
Three ways to bring the Refreshment Revolution home. Every unit ships crated, installed by a certified NukaSoft tech, and backed by a service plan you'll actually want to read.
- Fits any countertop or break nook
- 90 bottles · 3 columns
- Nuka-Chill™ compact cooling
- 1-year Basic Tune-Up included
- Full 6'2" showroom presence
- 240 bottles · 6 columns
- IoT service module included
- 2-year Connected Care plan
- Free white-glove install
- Reinforced wasteland-grade shell
- Generator & reactor compatible
- Full IoT telemetry + remote diagnostics
- 5-year Full Wasteland Warranty
Pricing shown for concept/mockup purposes. Fleet & dealer pricing available on request. *App-and-skill-vending models priced separately.
We Don't Sell & Vanish.
A cola machine is only as good as the tech who keeps it cold. Our Connected Field Service network watches your fleet, predicts the failure, and rolls the truck before the warm-soda complaints start. Pick a plan — or call us when it clunks.
Basic Tune-Up Included Yr 1
Annual on-site inspection, coil clean, seal check, and a fresh coat of that famous red where the wasteland got greedy. Keeps the warranty honest.
Connected Care Most Popular
IoT-monitored 24/7. Temperature, stock, and door telemetry stream to our dispatch board. When a sensor twitches, we schedule the fix before your machine goes warm. Predictive maintenance, atomic-age charm.
Full Wasteland Warranty 5-Year
Parts, labor, priority dispatch, and a loaner unit if yours ever needs the shop. Whatever the bombs throw at it, we throw a technician right back.
"Your machine will be cold, your cola will be crisp, and your service tech will show up smiling — even if the sky's the wrong color. That's the NukaSoft way, sugar. Stay hydrated, stay alive!"